Jesus year n. a person’s 33rd year of life.
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EnglishEtymological Note: From the age that Jesus is said to have been when he died.
Yeah, so I'm 33 today. I've been a big slacker with the blog...work has been occupying most of my time. Thought I would spend the day getting re-acqainted with blogging, I love it and haven't been doing enough of it.
As the story goes, a person's jesus year is supposed to be the year in which you accomplish your goals or some such thing. Most people make the mistake of thinking the jesus year is the year follwing your 33rd birthday. My understanding is that it is a person's 33rd year of life; which obviously means that one's jesus year is the year following the 32nd birthday.
I forgot last year, that the coming year would be my jesus year and hence forgot to pay attention to whatever one should have been paying attention to during the jesus year. That said, I now have the opportunity to reflect upon the past year and offer whatever insight my jesus year has afforded me:
1. Always ask for what you want, the worst that can happen is someone will tell you "no."(caveat: this advice becomes inoperative in the event that the worst that could happen is that you would get fired from your job or go to jail)
2. Almost always tell the truth (almost always, and again, this advice becomes inoperative in the event that termination or jail is likely).
3. Be good to people. Because it's the right thing to do.
4. Know that your parents are proud of you. Because they are and always have been, even if sometimes you weren't sure.
5. Forgive your parents, for whatever it is you think they did.
6. Love your family. They're all you've got.
Alright, that's all the lofty reflection you get from me today...much work to do. I've got a president and an entire republican party to ridicule.